6,188 noteswhen the dog bites, when the bee stings, when i’m feeling sad, i simply remember satan will come for the souls of those who have done me wrong while i rule the world on a fiery throne and then i don’t feel so bad
-Even Though Kiely’s Grill Was Busted, And She Had That Annoying Lisp She Was My Wife Lmao.
-Even Though Kiely’s Grill Was Busted, And She Had That Annoying Lisp She Was My Wife Lmao.
When my mom is on the phone
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3,120 notesMom: Yeah, they’re great. She’s home, actually. Do you wanna say hi?
Me:
What do New Yorkers say to you on the streets? I hear they mistake you sometimes for other actors. [×]
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